Title: Geometry Meets the Traveling Salesman Peter Jones (Yale) The classical traveling salesman problem can be recast as a problem in analysis. We describe a way to do this that gives a surprising tie to geometry as well as classes of functions. One of the problems treated is the "traveling bandit problem", where the bandit doesn't have enough gas in his car to rob all the banks he wants to. Near optimal strategies lead to a multiscale theory of paths and are related to classical statistics. These results can be translated via a "dictionary" to statements about behavior of functions satisfying different regularity conditions.